If life gets you down, just remember: you could be stuck in a swing in a pink bunny suit with your cotton tail on your head.
chuckhistory:

picapixels:

Yupee! - Imgur

If life gets you down, just remember: you could be stuck in a swing in a pink bunny suit with your cotton tail on your head.

chuckhistory:

picapixels:

Yupee! - Imgur

“We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.”
“That said, making homemade Lucky Charms is not for everyone. You can read that sentence as a warning or as a challenge to be one of the few who are up to the task. I will never make them again”

Homemade Lucky Charms - Are You Up for the Challenge? ~ Cupcake Project

I <3 Suffering. Maybe I should make some yummy Luck Charms Marshmallows?

Current Tick List

The list continues to grow. I couldn’t resist a little copy and paste action, so here is the current list from MountainProject.com:

Red Rocks, NV:

  • Black Velvet Wall : Dream of Wild Turkeys 7 pitches, 700 feet
  • Another attempt at Epinephrine and many more…

Colorado, Alpine:

  • Mt. Alice : Sheryl’s Peryl 8 pitches, 1200 feet
  • Mt. Alice : Central Ramp 7 pitches, 1200 feet
  • Ellingwood Ledges many pitches
  • Crestone Peak / North Pillar many pitches

Colorado, Boulder Canyon:

  • The Bihedral (Upper Tier) : Bihedral 2 pitches

Colorado, South Platte

  • Left Handed Jew 1 pitch, 70 feet (I’m pretty sure I’ve already climbed this, but forgot to mark it off… Guess I’ll just have to go back to Turkey Rocks and find out!)

Colorado, RMNP area:

  • The Fin : Edge of Time Sport, 1 pitch, 85 feet

Colorado, Eldo:

  • The Bastille - N Face : The Bastille Crack 5 pitches, 350 feet

Wyoming, Wind River Range

  • Haystack Mountain : Central Corner 5 pitches
  • Haystack Mountain : Minor Dihedral 10 pitches
  • Haystack Mountain : Railroad Tracks 4 pitches, 800 feet
  • Wolfs Head : East Ridge 10 pitches, 1000 feet
  • Pingora : East Face, Left Side Cracks 7 pitches, 800 feet
  • Pingora : South Buttress 4 pitches, 500 feet

Utah, Wasatch (mostly LCC)

  • South Summit Wall : Center Thumb 5 pitches, 400 feet
  • Question Mark Wall : Lowe Route 3 pitches
  • Crescent Crack Buttress : Mexican Crack 1 pitch, 90 feet
  • Crescent Crack Buttress : Hand Jive 1 pitch, 60 feet
  • Plus many, many more, including a repeat of Pentapitch and finishing Satan’s corner.

California, Yosemite:

  • Manure Pile Buttress : Nutcracker 5 pitches, 500 feet
  • Half Dome : Snake Dike 8 pitches, 2000 feet

       

“Semi-Rad.com, which I see as a celebration of that passion for the outdoors”

I am not ready for bikini season…

Well, here we are again. An entire fall/winter of not working out, eating WAY too many cookies and drinking WAY too much beer after “light” activities and I’m sporting the softness of a flat spare tire.

There is a way to combat this though. I’m not sure I have the will power to care enough to do it, but it is VERY easy to do. I’ve read that an adult needs to eat at least 1200 calories a day to keep the basics going well. That’s 8400 calories a week. I’ve also read that one pound of fat is the equivalent of 3500 calories. Let’s add in to the equation that I need to lose, oh, I don’t know (don’t fall for this. I know EXACTLY how much I want to lose at any given day), say 12 pounds…

Daily intake: 1200
My BMR: 2000
Difference: -800
Exercise: -200 (daily mean)
Gross daily offset: -1000

Calories per pound: 3500
Daily loss: -1000

If I don’t break down and eat a bag of cookies, that’s 1 pound lost every 3.5 days.
Or, put another, 2 pounds a week

That’s a pretty aggressive weight loss plan, but VERY doable. For proof on just how doable it is, check out this list of chow. While there isn’t a lot of variety in this, note the “0” calories for veggies. I know this technically isn’t accurate, but I don’t care. It’s close enough. I figure I can eat 12lbs of spinach every day if I want to. Or 4lbs of cucumbers. Or 2lbs of peppers. Whatever. If it is a not-sweet veggie, they don’t count. So, a salad with onions, pepper, tomatoes, and cucumbers and a splash of vinegar is zero calories in my world. The other freebies are mustard (brown and yellow only, unfortunately), plain vinegars (like red wine vinegar), spices, and some hot sauces (thank god). Check out the list:

 150  .5C Oatmeal
 150  1C Yogurt
 110  Banana
 100  Apple
 140  4oz Chicken
 140  4oz Chicken
  50  3 Egg whites
  70  3oz Tuna
   0  Veggies
 220  Popcorn
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1130  Total